Had a client once who had to explain a $12 PayPal from “Taco Tuesday”—the underwriter wanted receipts. It’s wild. And yeah, just because the bank says...
Man, the “two screw” emergencies are the bane of my existence. I swear, sometimes I think FHA appraisers have a sixth sense for finding the tiniest th...
Not gonna lie, sometimes you swap paddles and end up spinning in circles. I’ve seen folks refinance just to chase a slightly lower rate, but then clos...
That NASA comment is spot on—sometimes I swear the solar paperwork comes with a secret handshake and a decoder ring. You nailed it about the transfer ...
That’s actually a solid move—sometimes just being upfront about your situation gets you further than you’d think. I’ve seen clients get creative, like...
Imagining A Landlord Juggling DSCR Loans And Rent Chaos I hear you on not wanting to let cash just sit there collecting dust. I’ve definitely used a ...
You’re not kidding. I swear, reading through some of these disclosures feels like prepping for a pop quiz I didn’t know I had. Honestly, sometimes it’...
I hear you on the fine print—sometimes I feel like you need a law degree just to figure out what’s actually covered. I’ve seen folks get lured in by t...
Title: Why do rates jump around so much? I swear, trying to predict mortgage rates is like trying to guess which sock my dog will steal next—totally ...
