Man, I feel you on this. It’s like the minute you start the mortgage process, your bank account becomes a fishbowl and everyone’s peering in. I once h...
Honestly, I’ve yet to see a lender pull off a “fast lane” during peak season. Underwriting seems to move at the speed of molasses when things get busy...
Totally get that—nothing like chasing down a missing bank statement at midnight, right? Curious, though: have you ever had a lender go radio silent mi...
Peace of mind is seriously underrated, especially when you’re staring down a 30-year mortgage. I’ve seen folks get dazzled by the “dream kitchen” and ...
Predictability is great… until you realize you’ve forgotten to sign page 47 out of 50 and the underwriter sends it back anyway. But yeah, I hear you—c...
It’s honestly like playing mortgage roulette, isn’t it? You think you’ve got all your ducks in a row, then—bam—someone wants a letter from your boss, ...
Can totally relate—those closing docs are like a choose-your-own-adventure, but with more legalese and less fun. I always tell folks, if you’re not at...
Totally agree on double glazing being the sweet spot. Honestly, how many buyers even know the difference between double and triple glazing unless they...
Haha, totally get where you're coming from. Ever tried calculating exactly how many bricks or shingles you actually own? It's a humbling experience—tr...
Padding by 10-15% is pretty smart, especially after getting burned once—those reassessments can really sneak up on you. Do you find that having that e...
Totally agree—lenders definitely seem to relax a bit when you've got more skin in the game. Ever notice how they suddenly become your best friend when...
Haha, isn't that the truth? Ever seen someone hug their loan officer after closing? I have. Granite countertops never got that kinda love...
Haha, dodging sales pitches—sounds familiar. But seriously, have you ever tried asking an online calculator about coverage for that weirdly expensive ...
